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愚人笑话|Joke: Actual Directions On Products

来源:www.myranke.com 2024-08-13
These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!

1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!
you think to your self
2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert
Do not turn upside1 down

3. On Marks Spncers Bread Pudding.
Product will be hot after heating

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts3.
WARNING4 CONT人工智能NS NUTS!!!

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts.
You think to your self
7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
Warning! PLease do not try to sTOP with hands or
genitals!!


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